*does drugs but won’t eat white bread*
how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?
that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery
wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire
can’t believe it’s 2014 and boys are still offended by girls who watch and enjoy pro sports….. girls start talking about football and all the boys preach stay in your lane but how many times have i heard your crusty opinion on high waisted shorts?? sit down
if the bees die i will hold a grudge against the whole world and not talk to anyone
who am I drinking all this pineapple juice for