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p large chance im just a complete bellend

im rachel im 19

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xizv:

*does drugs but won’t eat white bread*

37875 notes / reblog / 23 minutes ago

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

55089 notes / reblog / 28 minutes ago

mariahjadedevon:

this is fucking art

1484 notes / reblog / 1 day ago

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

260815 notes / reblog / 1 day ago

vaginafumes:

WILD

gaycrime:

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

gaycrime:

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

averagefairy:

can’t believe it’s 2014 and boys are still offended by girls who watch and enjoy pro sports….. girls start talking about football and all the boys preach stay in your lane but how many times have i heard your crusty opinion on high waisted shorts?? sit down

187 notes / reblog / 2 days ago

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assgod:

if the bees die i will hold a grudge against the whole world and not talk to anyone 

328 notes / reblog / 6 days ago

prettypussyprincess:

who am I drinking all this pineapple juice for

16898 notes / reblog / 6 days ago

jncos:

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

109225 notes / reblog / 6 days ago